[Verse 1]
N.C.                     G
I'm just looking out the window and it's cold outside
Bm                           Em
There are two boys yelling behind me and I'm terrified
Em
  Counting trees as they pass me by
        G
And I'm trying not to look across the aisle
Bm
  'Cause Maya's letting Dan put his hand up her skirt
Em
  And she's got her hand down his pants

[Pre-Chorus]
  G
I know the driver sees it
Bm                    Em
  I know he's peeking in the rearview mirror
Em
He says nothing
G                   Bm
Trying to ignore it, it's fucking boring
    Em                 D
I'm quietly observing, I'm saying nothing

[Chorus]
G                    Bm
No one's watching us, don't give a fuck
Em
  Wheels on the bus
G                  Bm
I'm holding it down up in the front
Em
  Wheels on the bus
 G    Bm   Em
ooh, ooh, ooh
Em               G 
  Wheels on the bus

[Post-Chorus]
G C G

[Verse 2]
N.C.                      G
Now, I'ma light it up and pass it

Puff, puff and pass it
Bm                                                 Em
  Don't be a dick and babysit, c'mon, just pass it over here
Em
  Counting cars as they pass me by
        G
And I'm trying not to look a row behind me
Bm
  'Cause Jason's got his ass on the glass
Em
  And I hate him, driver hit a bump fast

[Pre-Chorus]
  G
I know the driver sees it
Bm                    Em
  I know he's peeking in the rearview mirror
Em
He says nothing
G                   Bm
Trying to ignore it, it's fucking boring
    Em                 D
I'm quietly observing, I'm saying nothing

[Chorus]
G                    Bm
No one's watching us, don't give a fuck
Em
  Wheels on the bus
G                  Bm
I'm holding it down up in the front
Em
  Wheels on the bus
 G    Bm   Em
ooh, ooh, ooh
Em               G 
  Wheels on the bus

[Post-Chorus]
G C G

[Bridge]
G    Bm   Em
ooh, ooh, oh, ooh
              G
Wheels on the bus
     Bm       Em
ooh, ha, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh
              N.C.
Wheels on the bus

[Chorus]
G                    Bm
No one's watching us, don't give a fuck
Em
  Wheels on the bus
G                  Bm
I'm holding it down up in the front
Em
  Wheels on the bus
 G
ooh (wheels on the bus)
 Bm
ooh (wheels on the bus)
 Em
ooh
              G
Wheels on the bus



************************************
CLASS FIGHT
STANDARD TUNING
[CREDIT: hermyown]


[Verse 1]
           A                       G                     A G
It was the middle of class and the teacher wasn't lookin'
      A             G                      A G
Kelly had a fat ass and trouble was cookin'
          A            G                 A   G
She had a boy wrapped around her finger tight
          A              G                       A G
I fell in love with him, but he wasn't in my life

[Verse 2]
    A                     G                       A G
The teacher gave me notes to go out and give Kelly
A                   G               A G
She was kissin' Brendon, I got jelly
         A        G                     A G
I wanted to be in her shoes for one day
       A             G                   A G
I just waited 'til recess to make her pay

[Chorus]
Em
Mommy, why do I feel sad?
         D
Should I give him away or feel this bad?
Am
"No, no, no, don't you choke"
Bm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Em
For the throat, for, for the throat
A
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Am
For the throat, for, for the throat
Bm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"

[Post-Chorus]
Em
For the throat, for, for the throat
D
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Am
For the throat, for, for the throat
Bm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat" (class fight!)
Em
For the throat, for, for the throat
D
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Am
For the throat, for, for the throat
Bm                                          Am
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat" (class fight!)

[Verse 3]
    A                         G                A G
Her face was fucked up and my hands were bloody
A                  G                                A G
We were in the playground, things were getting muddy
            A           G              A G
The teacher broke us up after I broke her
       A             G              A G
And my one true love called me a monster

[Chorus]
Em
Mommy, why do I feel sad?
         D
Should I give him away or feel this bad?
Am
"No, no, no, don't you choke"
Bm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Em
For the throat, for, for the throat
A
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Am
For the throat, for, for the throat
Bm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"

[Post-Chorus]
Em
For the throat, for, for the throat
D
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Am
For the throat, for, for the throat
Bm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat" (class fight!)

[Outro]
Em
For the throat, for, for the throat
D
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Am
For the throat, for, for the throat
Bm                                          N.C.
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat" (class fight!)



***********************************
THE PRINCIPAL
STANDARD TUNING
[CREDIT: zaharradragociy]


[Verse 1]
Em
Sneaky, greedy, money seeking
A
Always peeping, fucking creeping
D
Got it on the down low
G
So you think you always squeaky
Em                      A
What if I had told your mother
    D                     G
Her son was a cruel motherfucker? Ah

[Pre-Chorus]
     Em                          A
It’s not just me, it's everybody who thinks that you're fucking ugly
D                         G
When you come and hurt us just so you can get your money
Em                   A      D                        G
Forced to follow the leader who's being possessed by demons

[Chorus]
     Em                                A
I've tried to make you listen, but you won't, it's your way, right?
D                               G
Killing kids all day and night, prescription pills and online fights
Em                           A
Shooting at the angels while claiming you're the good guy
D
All you want is cash and hype
G
Fuck our dreams and that’s not right

[Post-Chorus]
    Em                 A
The principal, oh, oh, oh
                D
Oh, where's the principle?
                G
Oh, where's the principle?
                Em                 A
Oh, where's the principle? oh, oh, oh
                D
Oh, where's the principle?
                G
Oh, where's the principle?

[Verse 2]
Em
Complicated, overrated
A
You're fixated and elated
D                 G
By the separation in this place that you've created
Em                         A
Fuck all of your rules and guidelines
D                            G
You shouldn’t even be on the sidelines

[Pre-Chorus]
Em                             A
  Can't you see that we're all hurtin'?
                                  D
If you're not teaching, we're not learnin'
                           G
Excuse me, how much are you earnin'?

[Chorus]
     Em                                A
I've tried to make you listen, but you won't, it's your way, right?
D                                  G
Killing kids all day and night, prescription pills and online fights
Em                           A
Shooting at the angels while claiming you're the good guy
D
All you want is cash and hype
G
Fuck our dreams and that’s not right

[Post-Chorus]
    Em                 A
The principal, oh, oh, oh
                D
Oh, where's the principle?
                G
Oh, where's the principle?
                Em                 A
Oh, where's the principle? oh, oh, oh
                D
Oh, where's the principle?
                G
Oh, where's the principle?

[Bridge]
Em                           A
You don't know the pain that you are causing
           D                        G
Yeah, your actions hurt, so do your words
    Em                      A
The more you try to fuck us over
                 D                     G
We will be there yelling at your front door

[Outro]
     N.C.
I've tried to make you listen, but you won't, it’s your way, right?


************************************
SHOW & TELL
STANDARD TUNING
NO CAPO
[CREDIT: hermyown]


[Intro]
Em Am B Em
Em Am B Em

[Verse 1]
Em                      Am
  You pull me by my hair so I don't go nowhere
Bm                             Em
  Tell me you love me, but you treat me like I'm never there
Em                           Am
  You say the cruelest words, and yes, they break my heart
Bm                                 Bm Am (Em)
  'Cause I'm over here working my ass off

[Pre-Chorus]
Em                  Am
Why is it so hard to see?
   Bm                    Em
If I cut myself, I would bleed
Em                           Am
I'm just like you, you're like me
  B
Imperfect and human are we

[Chorus]
Em       Am
Show and tell
B7                           Em
  I'm on display for all you fuckers to see
Em       Am
Show and tell
B7                         Em
  Harsh words if you don't get a pic with me
Em      Am
Buy and sell
B7                        Em
  Like I'm a product to society
Em        Am
Art don't sell
B7                             Em
  Unless you've fucked every authority

[Verse 2]
Em                        Am
  You beg and cry for more, and yet I'm on the floor
Bm                           Em
  There are strangers takin' pictures of me when I ask "No more"
Em                       Am
  It's really hard for me to say just how I feel
B                          N.C.
  I'm scared that I'll get thrown away like a banana peel

[Pre-Chorus]
Em                  Am
Why is it so hard to see?
   Bm                    Em
If I cut myself, I would bleed
Em                           Am
I'm just like you, you're like me
  B
Imperfect and human are we

[Chorus]
Em       Am
Show and tell
B7                           Em
  I'm on display for all you fuckers to see
Em       Am
Show and tell
B7                         Em
  Harsh words if you don't get a pic with me
Em      Am
Buy and sell
B7                        Em
  Like I'm a product to society
Em        Am
Art don't sell
B7                             Em
  Unless you've fucked every authority

[Bridge]
Em       Am   B7
Show and tell, ah-ah-ah-ah
Em
  Why can't you fucking hear me?
Em         Am   B7
  Show and tell, ahem
Em
  Are you listening yet?

[Chorus]
Em       Am
Show and tell
B7                           Em
  I'm on display for all you fuckers to see
Em       Am
Show and tell
B7                         Em
  Harsh words if you don't get a pic with me
Em      Am
Buy and sell
B7                        Em
  Like I'm a product to society
Em        Am
Art don't sell
B7                             Em
  Unless you've fucked every authority



************************************
NURSE'S OFFICE
STANDARD TUNING
NO CAPO
[CREDIT: Naonis]


[Intro]
Dm A7 Bb A7
 
[Verse 1]
       Dm                A7
Don't cut me, punch me, just let me go
  Bb                  A7
Into the nurse's office where I float away
    Dm                      A7
I'm pale as the loose leaf paper they grow
     Bb                   A7
From hollowing out all my lungs in the snow
 
[Pre-chorus]
           Dm
Yeah, I'm coughing
    A7
I'm bleeding
Bb              A7
Band-Aids won't heal it
             Dm
Because they hate me
       A7          Bb
So I'm faking all of this
        A7
So they take me
 
[Chorus]
         Dm          A7
Take me home, home, home
              Bb6              A7
Give me that pink slip of permission
         Dm       A7
This is old, old, old
             Bb6           A7
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
 
[Break]
 Dm A7 Bb A7
Oooooh
 
[Verse 2]
Dm           A7
Teacher, can I sit right there?
Bb                      A7
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
         Dm                       A7
No, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard and stare
  Bb                     A7
I faked up a seizure and left then and there
 
[Pre-chorus]
          Dm
Yeah, I'm coughing
    A7
I'm bleeding
Bb              A7
Band-Aids won't heal it
             Dm
Because they hate me
       A7            Bb
So I'm faking all of this
        A7
So they take me
 
[Chorus]
         Dm          A7
Take me home, home, home
              Bb6              A7
Give me that pink slip of permission
         Dm       A7
This is old, old, old
                Bb6            A7
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
 
[Bridge]
 Dm  A7  Bb  A7
No, no.. No!
 Dm C#dim Gm/Bb A7
*coughing*
 Dm C#dim Gm/Bb A7
*coughing*
 Dm C#dim Gm/Bb A7
*coughing*
 
[Chorus]
         Dm          A7
Take me home, home, home
              Bb6              A7
Give me that pink slip of permission
         Dm       A7
This is old, old, old
                Bb6            A7
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
 
[Outro]
 Dm  A7  Bb  A7
Home, oh, oh, ooh
 Dm  A7  Bb  A7
Old, oh, oh, ooh



************************************
DRAMA CLUB
STANDARD TUNING
[CREDIT: hermyown]


[Intro]
Bm G
Bm G

[Verse 1]
              Bm
Everyone's so soft, everyone's so sensitive
       G
Do I offend you? You're hanging on my sentences
                  Bm
You can keep your costume and you can keep your mask
            G
I'ma take a bow so you can kiss my ass

[Chorus]
               Em
I never signed up for your drama
G                  Bm
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
               Em
I never signed up for your drama
G                     Bm
Up for your drama club

[Verse 2]
                     Bm
They try to feed you lines that you have to memorize
                  G
You always hide behind your Wizard of Oz disguise
                   Bm
Do you even have a brain? You're sticking to a page
                       G
You're faking all your pain, yeah, you're bleeding on a stage

[Chorus]
               Em
I never signed up for your drama
G                  Bm
Up for your drama, up for your drama club
               Em
I never signed up for your drama
N.C.
Up for your drama club

[Post-Chorus]
Bm             A                   E
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I never signed up for your drama club
Bm             A                   E
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, for your drama club
               Bm
I never signed up for your drama (ooh)
A                  E                     G
up for your drama, up for your drama club
               Bm
I never signed up for your drama (ooh)
A                  E                     N.C.
up for your drama, up for your drama club

[Verse 3]
                    Bm                   G
I don't wanna be an actress, living by a script
                Bm                           G
Who cares about practice? Hmm, I don't give a shit
                Bm
You're over-analyzing every word I say
                      G
There's a whole world out there, you're living a play
          Bm
Fuck your auditorium, I think it's pretty boring and

[Chorus]
               Em
I never signed up for your drama
G                  Bm
up for your drama, up for your drama club
               Em
I never signed up for your drama
N.C.
up for your drama club

[Post-Chorus]
Bm             A                   E
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, i never signed up for your drama club
Bm             A                   E
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, for your drama club
               Bm
I never signed up for your drama (ooh)
A                  E                     G
up for your drama, up for your drama club
               Bm
I never signed up for your drama (ooh)
A                  E                     N.C.
up for your drama, up for your drama club

[Bridge]
               Bm       A    E
I never signed up (ooh) mmm, mmm
               Bm                    A
I never signed up (ooh) never signed up
             E
never signed up for your drama club
               Bm                      A
I never signed up for your drama (ooh) for your drama
E
for your drama club
               Bm
I never signed up for your drama (ooh)
A                  E
up for your drama, for your drama club

[Outro]
               Bm
I never signed up for your drama (ooh)
A                  E
up for your drama, up for your drama club
               Bm
I never signed up for your drama (ooh)
A                  E
up for your drama, up for your drama club
               Bm
I never signed up for your drama (ooh)
A                  E
up for your drama, up for your drama club
               Bm
I never signed up for your drama (ooh)
A                  E
up for your drama, up for your drama club



************************************
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
STANDARD TUNING
NO CAPO
[CREDIT: Naonis]


[Intro]
| Bm  A  | A     | Em  G  | G  F#  |
 
[Verse 1]
Bm                   A          A  A
Feeling unsure of my naked body
Em                  G            G  G
Stand back watch it taking shape
Bm                    A               A  A
Wondering why I don't look like Barbie
         Em                     G          G  F#
They say boys like girls with a tiny waist
       Bm                        A
Now my momma's preaching to make sure I'm pure
      A                             A
But I never really cared about that shit before
Em                      G                G  G
Look around the room to whoever wants me
 
[Pre-Chorus]
    Bm                          A                A  A
The boys actin' like they ain't seen skin before
    Em                            G                G  G
Got sent home to change 'cause my skirt is too short
 
[Chorus]
        Bm             A
It's my fault, it's my fault
         A            A
'Cause I put icing on top
         Em                       G                   G  G
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
          Bm             A
That's my bad, that's my bad
       A                  A
No one taught them not to grab
         Em                       G                   G  F#
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
 
[Verse 2]
Bm                      A              A  A
Gotta make sure that my legs are shiny
Em               G            G  G
Hot wax melting, burn my skin
Bm                   A                A  A
People all around me watching closely
            Em                 G            G  F#
'Cause it's how I look and not what I think
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm                      A                  A  A
Mikey's eyes seem to be glued to her chest
       Em                      G                 G  G
So I'm stuffing my bra so that mine look the best
 
[Chorus]
        Bm             A
It's my fault, it's my fault
         A            A
'Cause I put icing on top
         Em                       G                   G  G
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
          Bm             A
That's my bad, that's my bad
       A                  A
No one taught them not to grab
         Em                       G                   G  F#
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
 
[Bridge]
  G                       A                 F#           Gmaj7
Instead of making me feel bad for the body I go - o-o-o- ot
     G                       A                        F#
Just teach him to keep it in his pants and tell him to stop
N.C.
Sayin'
 
[Chorus]
        Bm             A
It's my fault, it's my fault
         A            A
'Cause I put icing on top
         Em                       G                   G  G
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
          Bm             A
That's my bad, that's my bad
       A                  A
No one taught them not to grab
         Em                       G                   G  F#
Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
 
[Outro]
| Bm  A  | A     | Em  G  | G     |
| Bm  A  | A     | Em  G  |



************************************


LUNCHBOX FRIENDS
STANDARD TUNING
[CREDIT: hermyown]

[Intro]
F         Dm
Oh-oh no, oh-oh no
Am
Oh-oh no, oh-oh no
 
[Verse 1]
               Dm
You said, hey, girl, will you sit with me?
             Dm
Table in the back of Cafeteria C?
          Am
We can be friends if you want to be
    Am
But only 'til the clock hits three
      Dm
After lunch, we can walk to class
               Dm
Talk about the boys that we want to smash
           Am
Talk about ways to get a little more cash
      Am
After that I'll ignore your ass
 
[Pre-Chorus]
    F
The hassle, the fighting, they all want a bite of me
Dm                                                 Am
Photos, more photos and gossip 'bout hoes that they don't know
Am
Oh, they talk shit though
 
[Chorus]
                F
I don't want no lunchbox friends, no
                   Dm
I want someone who understands, oh, oh, no
Am
Come to my house, let's die together
Am
Friendship that would last forever
F                       Dm
No, no lunchbox friends, no, oh, no
Dm
No lunchbox friends
Am
Come to my house, let's die together
Am                                 F
Friendship that would last forever, no
 
[Post-Chorus]
F                    Dm
No lunchbox friends, no
Dm
No lunchbox friends
Am
Come to my, come to my
Am
Friendship that would last forever
 
[Verse 2]
                Dm
They want a fat ass in the brand new jeans
                   Dm
Want a baby in the back with the man of their dreams
     Am
That isn't the life for me
                    Am
I don't look like a fucking damn Barbie
            Dm
Throw it on TV, people have high expectations of me
Dm                                 Am
Wanna be my best friend, then judge me
                          Am
If I smoke a little weed, makes no fucking sense to me
 
[Pre-Chorus]
    F
The hassle, the fighting, they all want a bite of me
Dm                                                 Am
Photos, more photos and gossip 'bout hoes that they don't know
Am
Oh, they talk shit though
 
[Chorus]
                F
I don't want no lunchbox friends, no
                   Dm
I want someone who understands, oh, oh, no
Am
Come to my house, let's die together
Am
Friendship that would last forever
F                       Dm
No, no lunchbox friends, no, oh, no
Dm
No lunchbox friends
Am
Come to my house, let's die together
Am                                 F
Friendship that would last forever, no
 
[Post-Chorus]
F       Dm
No, no, no, no
Am
Come to my house, let's die together
Am
Friendship that would last forever
F                    Dm
No lunchbox friends, no
Dm
No lunchbox friends
Am
Come to my, come to my
Am
Friendship that would last forever, no
F       Dm
No, no, no, no
Am
Come to my, come to my
Am
Friendship that would last forever
 
[Outro]
F                    Dm
No lunchbox friends, no
Dm
No lunchbox friends
Am
Come to my, come to my
Am
Friendship that would last forever


************************************


ORANGE JUICE
STANDARD TUNING
[CREDIT: hermyown]

[Intro]
Bm G Bm
 
[Verse 1]
Bm              Em
Oh, oh, stick it down your throat
    G
I'm watching from the bathroom
Bm
Making sure I don't choke, choke
         Em                         G
From the words you spoke when you're screaming at the mirror
 
[Verse 2]
Bm
Now you're sitting in the cafeteria
Em                     G
Shoving clementines and orange bacteria
Bm
Down your throat a dozen times a year, yeah
Em                     G
Fooling those around of your bulimia
 
[Chorus]
         Bm        A
You turn oranges to orange juice
      Em                        G
Enter there, then spit it out of you
     Bm
Your body is imperfectly perfect
A
Everyone wants what the other one's working
Em       G
No orange juice
 
[Post-Chorus]
Bm    A
ee ah ee ah OJ
Em    G
ee ah ee ah OJ
Bm    A
ee ah ee ah OJ
Em    G
ee ah ee ah OJ
 
[Verse 3]
Bm       Em                  G
Oh, oh, I believe you chose to blow it on the reading carpet
G                   A               Bm
That's what happens when you're starvin'
Bm                  Em
Please say that you won't continue
G                Em
Ordering oranges off the menu
Bm
Stuffin' up your mouth like t-t-tissue
Em                 Bm     A
The way you look is not an issue
 
[Chorus]
         Bm        A
You turn oranges to orange juice
      Em                        G
Enter there, then spit it out of you
     Bm
Your body is imperfectly perfect
A
Everyone wants what the other one's working
Em       G
No orange juice
 
[Post-Chorus]
Bm    A
ee ah ee ah OJ
Em    G
ee ah ee ah OJ
Bm    A
ee ah ee ah OJ
Em    G
ee ah ee ah OJ
 
[Bridge]
     Bm                        A
Ooh, I wish I could give you my set of eyes
         E                   G        Bm
'Cause I know your eyes ain't working, mmm
Bm                                 A
I wish I could tell you that you're fine, so fine
             E              G
But you will find that disconcerting
 
[Chorus]
         Bm        A
You turn oranges to orange juice
      Em                        G
Enter there, then spit it out of you
     Bm
Your body is imperfectly perfect
A
Everyone wants what the other one's working
Em       G
No orange juice
 
[Post-Chorus]
Bm    A
ee ah ee ah OJ
Em    G
ee ah ee ah OJ
Bm    A
ee ah ee ah OJ
Em    G
ee ah ee ah OJ
 
[Outro]
N.C.
ee ah ee ah OJ
N.C.
ee ah ee ah OJ



************************************


DETENTION
STANDARD TUNING
[CREDIT: hermyown]

[Intro]
Am  Dm  Em  x4
 
[Verse 1]
Am               Dm
I'm not a bad guy
   Em                   Am                       Dm Em
So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright?
                       Am                          Dm
Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright?
     Em                     Am                        Dm
If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright?
Em
Alright?
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
I'm physically exhausted
Em         Dm
Tired of my knuckles piercing
Am                          Em
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
         Dm
Sadness, can't you see it?
Am                     Em
You're too busy seeking selfish wishes
Dm
Look at how I'm feeling
Am                          Dm
You write me up and say it's love
      N.C.
And I can't believe it
 
[Chorus]
Am                   Dm
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
Am                            Dm
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Am                       Dm
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Am                        Dm
Pretending everything's alright is detention
 
[Post-Chorus]
Am
De-detention
Dm
De-detention
Am                         N.C.
Pretending everything's all right is (Shh!)
 
[Verse 2]
Am                              Dm Em
The teachers don't care about me
                    Am                  Dm Em
Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money
Am                            Dm     Em
They let them do whatever they want to me
            Am                        Dm
They're the customer, I'm chopped meat
            Em
I'm chopped meat
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
I'm physically exhausted
Em         Dm
Tired of my knuckles piercing
Am                          Em
I'm chewing gum to pass this time
         Dm
Sadness, can't you see it?
Am                     Em
You're too busy seeking selfish wishes
Dm
Look at how I'm feeling
Am                          Dm
You write me up and say it's love
      N.C.
And I can't believe it
 
[Chorus]
Am                   Dm
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
Am                            Dm
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Am                       Dm
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Am                        Dm
Pretending everything's alright is detention
 
[Post-Chorus]
Am
De-detention
Dm
De-detention
Am                         N.C.
Pretending everything's all right is (Shh!)
 
[Bridge]
Am                           Dm
I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time"
Am                                 Dm
Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah
Am                                          Dm
Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line
Am                                    Dm
When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom
 
[Instrumental]
Am  Dm  Em  x2
 
[Chorus]
Am                   Dm
Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention?
Am                            Dm
I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension
Am                       Dm
Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention?
Am                        Dm                Am
Pretending everything's alright is detention
 
[Outro]
   Dm  Em
Tonight
Am                                 Dm Em
I can feel your blood pressure rise
Am                       Dm  Em
Let me crawl up into your mind
Am                              N.C.
Pretending everything's alright (is detention!)



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TEAHCER'S PET
STANDARD TUNING
[CREDIT: PepinishoZersi]

[Verse 1]
  Em                                     G
Caught the teacher giving his eyes to a student
   Am                                                B
Pouty, pretty cute, and she bit her lip back to him
  Em                              G
Chewing on her nails and her pens while she's dreaming of him
 Am
And he's fucking in sin (You know he is)
 
[Pre-Chorus]
  Em
She said, "It's for all the right reasons, baby
G
Don't care 'bout grades, just call me your lady
   Am
If I pass this quiz, will you give me your babies?
     B
Don't call me crazy
    Em
You love me, but you won't come save me
G
You got a wife and kids, you see them daily
Am
Don't know why you even need me"
 
[Chorus]
 Em            G
Teacher's pet
            Am
If I'm so special, why am I secret?
B7
Yeah, why the fuck is that?
   Em         G                                 Am
Do you regret the things we shared that I'll never forget?
B7
Well, do you? Tell me that
Em                        G                     Am
I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years
                                 B7
I knew this wouldn't last, but fuck you, don't you leave me here
Em
Teacher's pet
G                         Am         B7
If I'm so special, why am I secret?
 
[Verse 2]
Em                             G
She's feeling like a spider in a cage
               Am
You liar, you were her desire
         B7
Now she wants to light you on fire
      Em                            G
But fuck it, she'll still give you a call
                   Am
And a lighter when you wanna get high
 B7
And mess around 'til you get numb
 
[Pre-Chorus]
  Em
She said, "It's for all the right reasons, baby
G
Don't care 'bout grades, just call me your lady
   Am
If I pass this quiz, will you give me your babies?
     B
Don't call me crazy
    Em
You love me, but you won't come save me
G
You got a wife and kids, you see them daily
Am
Don't know why you even need me"
 
[Chorus]
Em            G
Teacher's pet
            Am
If I'm so special, why am I secret?
B7
Yeah, why the fuck is that?
   Em         G                                 Am
Do you regret the things we shared that I'll never forget?
B7
Well, do you? Tell me that
Em                        G                     Am
I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years
                                 B7
I knew this wouldn't last, but fuck you, don't you leave me here
Em
Teacher's pet
G                         Am         B7
If I'm so special, why am I secret?
 
[Bridge]
Em
Gimme back my money
       G                                   Am
Didn't learn a damn thing, honey, from you
               B7
Except how to lie and cheat while inside the sheets
     Em
Stop calling me your bunny
         G
I won't hop and you don't own me
   Am             B7
Do you? I bet you think you do
 
Well, you don't
 
[Chorus]
Em            G
Teacher's pet
            Am
If I'm so special, why am I secret?
B7
Yeah, why the fuck is that?
   Em         G                                 Am
Do you regret the things we shared that I'll never forget?
B7
Well, do you? Tell me that
Em                        G                     Am
I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years
                                 B7
I knew this wouldn't last, but fuck you, don't you leave me here
Em
Teacher's pet
G                         Am         B7
If I'm so special, why am I secret?



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HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS
STANDARD TUNING
[CREDIT: poppybeamacke1]

[Chorus]
               Am
Can we just be honest?
                 Em
These are the requirements
                 Dm
If you think you can be my one and only true love
                    Am
You must promise to love me
                    Em
And damn it, if you fuck me over
        Dm
I will rip your fucking face apart
 
 
[Verse 1]
     Am
Step one
                     Em
You must accept that I'm a little out my mind
     Dm
Step two
Dm
This is a waste if you can't walk me down the finish line
     Am
Step three
                     Em
Give me passion, don't make fun of my fashion
      Dm
Step four
Dm
Give me more, give me more, more
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
             Am
If you can't handle a heart like mine
Em
Don't waste your time with me
Dm
If you're not down to bleed, no, oh
              Am
If you can't handle the choking, the biting
    Em
The loving, the smothering
                          Dm
'Til you can't handle it no more, no more
 N.C.
Go home
 
 
[Chorus]
               Am
Can we just be honest?
                 Em
These are the requirements
                  Dm
If you think you can be my one and only true love
                    Am
You must promise to love me
                     Em
And damn it, if you fuck me over
        Dm
I will rip your fucking face apart
 
 
[Hook]
             Am                  Em
High school sweethearts, line up
Em
  They're trying to waste my time
             G
High school sweethearts, shut up
Fmaj7
If you're not my type
             Am                  Em
High school sweethearts, line up
Em
  They're trying to waste my time
              G
High school sweethearts, shut up
 N.C.
If you're not my type
 
 
[Verse 2]
     Am
Step five
                       Em
You can't be scared to show me off and hold my hand
     Dm
Step six
 
If you can't put in work, I don't know what you think this fucking is
      Am                      Em
Step seven, this one goes to eleven
Dm
    If you cheat, you will die, die
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
             Am
If you can't handle a heart like mine
Em
   Don't waste your time with me
Dm
   If you're not down to bleed, no, oh
             Am
If you can't handle the choking, the biting
    Em
The loving, the smothering
                         Dm
'Til you can't handle it no more, no more
  N.C.
Go home
 
 
[Chorus]
               Am
Can we just be honest?
                 Em
These are the requirements
                 Dm
If you think you can be my one and only true love
                     Am
You must promise to love me
                    Em
And damn it, if you fuck me over
       Dm
I will rip your fucking face apart
 
 
[Hook]
             Am                  Em
High school sweethearts, line up
Em
  They're trying to waste my time
              G
High school sweethearts, shut up
Fmaj7
If you're not my type
              Am                  Em
High school sweethearts, line up
Em
  They're trying to waste my time
             G
High school sweethearts, shut up
Fmaj7
If you're not my type
 
 
[Bridge]
 Am
Could you hold me through the night?
Em
Put your lips all over my mine
Fmaj7                  Dm
Salty face when I start cryin'
 Am
Could you be my first time?
Em
Eat me up like apple pie
Fmaj7
Make me not wanna die
Dm
Love me rough and let me fly
 Am
Get me up, yeah, get me high
Em
Tie me down, don't leave my side
 Dm
Don't be a waste of my time
*dramatic pause*
 
[Chorus]
                Am
Can we just be honest?
                 Em
These are the requirements
                  Dm
If you think you can be my one and only true love
                    Am
You must promise to love me
                    Em
And damn it, if you fuck me over
       Dm
I will rip your fucking face apart
 
 
[Hook]
              Am                  Em
High school sweethearts, line up
Em
  They're trying to waste my time
              G
High school sweethearts, shut up
Fmaj7
If you're not my type
              Am                 Em
High school sweethearts, line up
Em
  They're trying to waste my time
             G
High school sweethearts, shut up
 N.C.                        (Am)
If you're not my type


************************************


RECESS
STANDARD TUNING
[CREDIT: hermyown]

[Intro]
A Bm
A Bm
 
[Verse 1]
A                                Bm
I was too young to see the truth
A                                 Bm
In my grandma's lap, I'm drowning in her perfume
A                 Bm
Too naive to even care
 A                                      Bm
'Bout the words she whispered while she brushed out my hair
 
[Pre-Chorus]
             A
People gonna say
              Bm
If you need a break, someone'll take your place
             A
People gonna try
                        Bm
To tell you that you're fine with dollars in their eyes (Just remember)
 
[Chorus]
A              Bm              A
Don't let them fuck you, honey, no, oh
A              Bm
Don't let them try (Ooh)
A              Bm
Don't let them hurt you, baby
     A                 Bm
Just say, "Recess, I'm tired"
 
[Verse 2]
A                              Bm
Sittin' in my room, looking at all I've done
A                       Bm
Everything I wanted has come to fruition
A                                 Bm
I should be happy but I can't get out my bed
A                                    Bm
Stressin' 'bout the voices screamin' inside my head
 
[Pre-Chorus]
             A
People gonna say
              Bm
If you need a break, someone'll take your place
             A
People gonna try
                        Bm
To tell you that you're fine with dollars in their eyes (Just remember)
 
[Chorus]
A              Bm                  A
Don't let them fuck you, honey, no, oh
A              Bm
Don't let them try (Ooh)
A              Bm
Don't let them hurt you, baby
     A                 Bm
Just say "recess, I'm tired"
 
[Bridge]
F#m
Where is my time?
F#m
Gone in my mind
D
Gone, I can't find
D
Euphoria
F#m
When I get upset
F#m
I think in my head
 E
back to what she said
 
[Pre-Chorus]
             A
People gonna say
              Bm
If you need a break, someone'll take your place
             A
People gonna try
                        Bm
To tell you that you're fine with dollars in their eyes (Just remember)
 
[Chorus]
A              Bm                  A
Don't let them fuck you, honey, no, oh
A              Bm
Don't let them try (Ooh)
A              Bm
Don't let them hurt you, baby
     A                 Bm
Just say "recess," I'm tired