[Intro]
G C G C  x2

[Verse 1]
                  G
You remind me of jumpscares
                        C
and being alone in the dark
                    G
You're a campy 80s nightmare,
                       C
a B Movie with killer sharks

                  G
And I feel like a meat hook,
                          C
you don't want me hangin' around
                G
I'm just an old haunted house
                                     C
and you're the town that's ran into sundown

[Pre-Chorus]
                       Am
But I know there's a killer out there,
                   C
a mad man with no dialogue
                 Am
And I know you're real scared
        D                   C
but I think you could come along

[Chorus]
       G                                 C
'Cause I could be your scary movie protagonist
    G                                 C
and if we die at least I know that we felt alive
    G                              C
And I could be your scary movie protagonist
    G                                      C
and if we're next we could just be another special effect

[Verse 2]
                  G
Just a bunch of dimwits
                               C
not smart enough to check the backseat
               Em
Oh, we didn't follow the roads
                                        C
and now we know we're just a couple of deadbeats

              Em                       C
We're just a cliché series of cinema mistakes
        D                     G
and in time I'll learn how to die
                   C
within a thousand ways, oh

[Chorus]
       G          Em                   C
'Cause I could be your scary movie protagonist
    G             D                   C
and if we die at least I know that we felt alive
    G                 Em            C
And I could be your scary movie protagonist
    G                       D               C
and if we're next we could just be another special effect

[Bridge]
D G C
No
D G C
No

[Outro]
G C G C